Welcome to Meeting 4.4, where the plot thickens like a bad cold in the winter. We're still stuck in Meeting 4, because who needs to get things done, anyway?
You may be wondering why we're still meeting in the same room, with the same agenda, and the same awkward small talk. Well, wonder no more! It's because our fearless leader, Bob, has decreed that we must meet in this exact same configuration for eternity.
Don't even get us started on the snacks. They're the same stale bag of chips from last week, and we're starting to think they're actually sentient and plotting against us.
So, what's on the agenda for_goals? Well, let's just say it's a real nail-biter:
And don't forget to bring your A-game (or not, we really don't care). We're not exactly sure what we're doing here, but hey, it's better than doing actual work, right?