Welcome to Meeting 4.5, the most inefficient meeting of the year! Where the coffee flows like water and the minutes tick by like hours.
Today's agenda: discussing the color scheme for the new logo.
Subtopics include:
Remember, every meeting is a chance to rehash, rebrand, and re-rehash.
Time: 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM (or is it 2:00 PM?)
Location: The conference room of doom, aka the boardroom.
Refreshments: Coffee, stale crackers, and a faint hope for the future.
Agenda Status: Inefficient
Last Updated: 10:04 AM (ish)
Meeting Leader: [Your Name]
Attendees: [List of attendees, including the obligatory "Intern 1", "Intern 2", and "The Guy Who Always Snores]