Welcome, meeting attendees, to another excruciating hour of your life. I'm sure you're all aware, we're on minute 1, and we've got 4 more to go.
Click here for minute 2 And here for minute 3, but only if you're feeling particularly masochistic Minute 4: the moment we all start losing our minds Minute 5: the final descent into madness And then, mercifully, we'll reach the decision point, where we get to leave.