Meeting 4: Minute-Pauses-Only Agenda

• 8:00 AM - 8:02 AM: Introduction
• 8:02 AM - 8:05 AM: Pause for Coffee
• 8:05 AM - 8:10 AM: Agenda Item 1: The Slightly Interesting Report
• 8:10 AM - 8:12 AM: Pause for Stretching
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• 8:12 AM - 8:15 AM: Agenda Item 2: The Completely Unimportant Update
• 8:15 AM - 8:18 AM: Pause for Breathtakingly Beautiful Sunset Viewing
• 8:18 AM - 8:25 AM: Agenda Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• 8:25 AM - 8:30 AM: Pause for Intensive Question Asking
• 8:30 AM - 9:00 AM: Conclusion

Remember prophets are the worst for meeting attendees.

Meeting 5: The Even More Redundant Meeting