Today's meeting was supposed to be about "Synergy" and "Team Building", but somehow it devolved into a heated discussion about who ate the last donut in the break room.
John from HR was overheard whispering to the intern, "I think we're all just trying to find a way to get out of this meeting, but I'm not sure why we're here." Meanwhile, the CEO was trying to "facilitate" the discussion by nodding enthusiastically at everything said, despite clearly having no idea what was going on.
At one point, it was suggested that we all take a team-building exercise, but it was quickly shot down by someone who actually remembered that they were in the middle of a Netflix marathon.
See what really happened in the break room[Insert dramatic music here]