We're still waiting for this meeting to start, and it's been 45 minutes. Someone please bring the donuts.
Apparently, the person who called this meeting forgot to bring the actual pitch. Instead, we got a 20-slide presentation on "The Power of Positive Thinking" and a VHS tape of "The Secret to Success" by Tony Robbins.
As we sit here in silence, staring at the projector screen, we're starting to realize that this meeting is actually a metaphor for the meaninglessness of corporate life.
Will we ever get to the actual meeting, or is it just a cruel joke?