Meeting 44: The One That Never Ends
Agenda:
Item 1: Review the last 43 meeting minutes
Item 2: Discuss the importance of reviewing the last 43 meeting minutes
Item 3: Take a 15-minute break to grab some more coffee
Item 4: Rehash the same old ideas that we've been discussing for weeks
Item 5: Discuss the possibility of actually accomplishing something
Attendees:
John: The guy who always has a coffee cup in his hand
Jane: The one who's always on her phone
Bob: The guy who fell asleep at the last 43 meetings