Meeting 5: The Pointless Meeting

Because we still haven't covered this topic since Meeting 3, we're going to waste another hour of everyone's lives discussing the importance of proper coffee machine calibration.

Agenda:

• Introduction to the existential crisis of the coffee machine
• Discussion of the 10 different ways to fix it
• Banter about who's to blame
• Unanimous agreement on doing nothing about it

Don't worry, this is just a formality. You know we'll just go through the motions and still not get anywhere.

Last meeting: The Meeting That Shall Not Be Spoken Of, where we almost made some progress, but not.

Next meeting: The One Where We Pretend To Care About The Budget

Subpage 1: The Secret Meeting Where We Really Do Discuss The Budget

Subpage 2: The Meeting Where We Pretend To Care About Our Personal Lives