At the last meeting, we decided to decide on what to decide. And now we're here. Where time went to die.
We've made some progress, but progress is just an illusion. Our meeting notes are filled with empty promises and broken dreams.
Some of you are still trying to find the meeting room. Don't bother, it's not worth it.
Our meeting facilitator, Bob, is still trying to remember what we were discussing. It's like he's stuck in some kind of time loop.
So, what's the plan now? Well, we have a plan. To have no plan. And if you don't like it, you can just... um...