Today's agenda will include:
- Page 12 of the 47-page document will be re-read aloud in its entirety.
- A 20-minute debate on the correct way to staple a paperclip.
- A group exercise in active listening, where everyone will be expected to pretend to be interested.
Snacks will be provided, but only for those who arrive early. Don't be that guy who shows up at 3:47 PM and expect a free lunch.