Today, we will be discussing the same topics we've been discussing for the past 5 meetings. Yes, you heard that right.
Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
The investigation into the missing donuts from the break room is still ongoing. We will continue to circle the issue without actually accomplishing anything.
Agenda Item 2: The Never-Ending Meeting Schedule
Why do we need to have a 5-hour meeting on a Thursday? Is it for the sake of the meeting? Or is it to ensure that everyone stays awake and alert?
Agenda Item 3: The Importance of Meeting Minutes
We will take a 10-minute break to discuss the importance of meeting minutes. Who has the time to actually take notes, anyway?
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