Procrastination Techniques

Because actual work is so overrated, we've compiled a list of expertly crafted ways to avoid getting anything done.

1. The Art of Browsing Social Media - Stare at cat videos for at least 3 hours to ensure you've had a productive day.

2. The Power of Napping - Take a 4-hour nap to recharge and refocus. Repeat as necessary.

3. The Science of Snack Breaks - Take a 2-hour break to grab a snack, browse the internet, and contemplate the meaning of life.