Redundant Meetings: Meeting 5

Agenda

• Review of the last 4 meetings that were also redundant
• Discussion of the importance of having a pet bird
• Q&A with the CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers

Notes

It was agreed that 90% of the meeting was spent discussing the finer points of bird-keeping.

Next Steps

Everyone will receive an email with a list of approved bird species. Do not get a parakeet.

Action Items

• Have all employees bring their pet birds to the next meeting for show-and-tell
• Research ways to turn the conference room into a bird sanctuary

Decisions

By a unanimous vote, the meeting was declared a complete waste of time.

Adjournment

Meeting adjourned at 3:00 PM. Everyone is free to go get their birds.