Meeting 5: The Unmitigated Disaster

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Welcome to Meeting 5, the meeting where we pretend to care. Our esteemed leader, Mr. Smith, will guide us through an agenda that will surely change the world, or at least make us all feel slightly less guilty about wasting our lives in this soulless office.

Join us as we tackle the pressing issues of: "Why are the copier jammed?", "Who ate the last donut from the break room?", and "Is it okay to wear pajamas on Friday?"

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of meeting 5! What happens in Meeting 6

The infamous Serif Sculptor at work