Meeting 5 Subtopics: The Bureaucratic Slog

Here is the meeting agenda for the 5th installment of the Redundant Meetings series.

1. Agenda Item 1: The Unimportant Memo

This memo is a thrilling 10-page document that will change your life forever. Or not.

Review the memo

2. The Unnecessary Discussion

A 30-minute talk about the weather. Or not.

Join the discussion

3. The Mandatory Survey

A 5-question survey that will help us "better understand" your opinions.

Take the survey

4. The Optional Task

A task that you will probably forget to do, but we'll remind you anyway.

Do the task (if you want)

5. The Unending Break

A 15-minute break that will last for hours.

Take a break (forever)