Meetings: The Never-Ending Story

Meetings are the lifeblood of productivity, or so we've been told.

Define the Objectives

Because what's the point of a meeting without a clear goal in sight?

1. Convince ourselves we're doing something important
2. Waste time on unnecessary small talk
3. Decide on something that was already decided weeks ago
4. Misremember the meeting minutes (and minutes, plural)

Subtopics:

• Repeat the Previous Decision
• Decide Again

Or, if all else fails, Declare Bankruptcy and call it a day.