Where: The Boardroom of Power, Level 3, Sector 5, The Omicron Building.
When: Tomorrow, at the crack of noon.
Objective: To discuss and debate the merits of our latest, completely-not-rehashed, utterly-not-reinvented 3-year-old marketing strategy.
Attendees: The Enforcer (Chair), Bob (Vice-Chair), and 3 other brave souls.
Agenda:
- Introduction by The Enforcer (10 minutes)
- Marketing Strategy Review (2 hours)
- Lunch Break (1 hour)
- Wrap-up and Conclusion by The Enforcer (15 minutes)
Side Effects of Attendance:
- Mild to moderate boredom
- Increased risk of spontaneous eye-rolling
- High likelihood of being assigned additional tasks