Adjournment 2.3: prophets of procrastination

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been adjourned for an indefinite period of time.

It seems our meeting has been delayed by the mysterious "Circular Reasoning Committee" for reasons unknown.

As we wait for the committee to make a decision, we have prepared for you a list of possible excuses:

• My cat is having an existential crisis
• I need more time to think about my notes
• I'm waiting for the vending machine to dispense my favorite snack