Meeting 5: Rephrasing the Obvious

Action Items for the Utterly Unoriginal

Today's meeting will be a thrilling exercise in rephrasing the obvious. Our team of experts will reword every sentence in a way that's slightly less clear, but somehow still marginally more confusing.

• Rephrase the company mission statement to make it sound like a bad 80s rock song lyrics.
• Take the marketing strategy and rephrase it as a poem, but only if it scans.
• Rephrase the product features to make them sound like they were written by a confused but enthusiastic 6 year old.
• Turn the quarterly financial reports into a series of cryptic haikus.