MEETING 5: THE NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF REDUNDANCY

ATTENDEES ARE REMINDED THAT THIS MEETING WILL BE EXACTLY LIKE THE LAST 4 MEETINGS. PLEASE COME PREPARED TO REPEAT YOURSELF.

We will be discussing the same 5 points we've been discussing for weeks. If you have any new insights, please don't waste your time trying to share them, as they will inevitably be met with the same level of enthusiasm and interest as the last 4 times.

Refreshments will be provided, but only in the form of stale coffee and yesterday's donuts. Please bring your own excitement.

For those who were not present at the previous meetings: you are expected to read up on the minutes, which are conveniently linked here.

Agenda:

1. Point 1: The Importance of Repetition
2. Point 2: The Benefits of Doing Nothing
3. Point 3: The Art of Repeating
4. Point 4: The Science of Sloganeering
5. Point 5: The Joy of Redundancy

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