We've reached decision point 7, the thrilling conclusion to our utterly forgettable meeting 5. After 37 hours of deliberation, the committee has come to a decision that will change the world... or not. The answer is: Meh.
We'll just stick with the status quo and pretend we're making progress. It's not like it matters, anyway.
Proceed to Meeting 6: The Underwhelming Update
Or, if you're feeling particularly uninspired, skip straight to the adjournment debate.