Today's agenda item: "What color is the sky?"
This meeting has been ongoing for 27 hours and 14 minutes.
Current attendees: John, Jane, and Bob (who just spilled coffee on his shirt).
Side note from John: "I think it's blue."
Side note from Jane: "I think it's green."
Side note from Bob: "I just need to go to the bathroom."
Meeting minutes will be kept in the conference room, next to the coffee machine.
Adjourn the meeting by pressing the big red button on the wall behind you.
Warning: Pressing the button will trigger a loud, piercing siren.