A meeting so redundant, it's a miracle anyone made it to the end.
In a shocking turn of events, the coffee thief, known only as "The Coffee Bandit," has once again managed to pilfer the last of the office coffee supply.
Congratulations, Coffee Thief, you have won the coveted Golden Mug Award for Most Likely to Be the Only One with a Half-Full Cup!
Awards:
Best Use of Sarcasm: 10 points
Best Use of Sarcasm: 0 points
Most Likely to Be Found in the Supply Room: 8 points
Most Likely to Be Found in the Supply Room: 0 points