We've been here for three hours, and I still don't know what I'm doing here. I think we were supposed to be on break by now, but nope.
Apparently, the coffee machine has been jammed since 9:45. I've been on the phone with facilities for 20 minutes trying to get it fixed.
Meanwhile, our manager, Mr. Smith, is pacing around the room, looking very important and serious. I'm pretty sure he's secretly enjoying the fact that we're all stuck in this meeting.
Click here for minute-by-minute updates on the meeting's progress And here for the thrilling conclusion to this thrilling meeting! Or maybe just take a break and attend the adjacent meeting, where the coffee machine has been fixed and the snacks are free?