Today's meeting has been rescheduled... again. Apparently, the meeting organizer forgot to set reminders, but also forgot that it's not the first meeting this week. The first meeting was canceled, and the second meeting was postponed. Now we're on meeting 6. Because, reasons.

However, we did find the perfect way to make up for lost time: excessive caffeine intake! We've ordered a 5-gallon bucket of espresso, and it's going to fuel our discussion on the importance of meeting etiquette.

But, if you're not feeling energized enough, don't worry! There's always the "nap room" available for those who need a little snooze break. Just head down the hall, take a 20-minute power nap, and you'll be ready to tackle the world of meeting management.

Or, if you're feeling extra productive, why not take a peek at our Secretive Squirrel Schedule? It's our latest innovation in meeting optimization. (Just don't ask about the squirrels.)

And remember, if all else fails, we can always Panic Mode and just make up some random numbers. It's like they do in the movies!