Today's agenda: Discuss the same 10 points from the last 5 meetings, but with a new spin.
Item 1: The Importance of Re-Organizing the Filing Cabinets (again)
Item 2: The Benefits of Having a 3rd Meeting to Discuss Meeting Schedules (seriously, who needs a schedule?)
Link to the Mini-Meeting where we'll discuss these very same points in even greater detail.
Item 3: The Pros and Cons of Having a Meeting to Discuss Why We're Having This Meeting
Item 4: The In-Depth Analysis of Why Our Meeting Schedules Are So Inefficient (spoiler alert: it's because of meetings)
Item 5: The Secret to Success is More Meetings (or is it?)
Item 6: A New Meeting to Discuss the Lack of Progress on Our Previous Meeting Outcomes (you know, for context)
Link to Meeting Minutes where we'll pretend to recall what happened in our last meeting
Item 7: The Art of Repeating the Same Questions and Expecting Different Answers
Item 8: The Science of Meeting Fatigue and How We Can All Just Take a Break Already
Item 9: The Philosophy of 'If It's Not Broken, Fix It Anyway' (but let's just pretend it's broken)
Item 10: The Zen of 'We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing, but Let's Just Go With It'