We're glad you're here! Today we're going to spend the next 2 hours deciding not to decide. Because, you know, that's what we do.
The meeting was going great, with lots of ideas and discussion. But, as it turns out, none of them were any good. So we've decided not to decide. Because, honestly, who needs to decide when you can just not decide and call it "moving forward"?
The meeting is now in its final stages. We're just biding our time until we can all go back to our regularly scheduled meetings.