Welcome to Meeting 6, where we've all gathered to discuss the pressing topic of Midge-ness. Our expert panel has been tasked with investigating the intricacies of Midge, a subject so complex, it's almost as if it's been written by a committee of hyper-intelligent, yet slightly dim-witted, accountants.
We've been working on this report for weeks, and we're thrilled to present our findings to you. But before we dive into the nitty-gritty, let's take a quick poll:
Poll: How many Midge-related injuries have you experienced in your lifetime?
We've got a real treat in store for you today, folks! Our expert, Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, has written an entire chapter on the history of Midge in our industry. You can download it here.
But wait, there's more! Our resident Midge enthusiast, Bob "The Midge Whisperer" Johnson, has prepared a special presentation on the art of Midge-ology. You can watch it here.
And finally, because we're not done yet, our team has also prepared a comprehensive FAQ on Midge-related emergencies. You can access it here.
We hope you've enjoyed Meeting 6 as much as we have! Remember, the next meeting will be Meeting 7, where we'll be discussing... (checks notes) ...the really important stuff.