Keyboard Sympthone 101

A course in the art of pointless meetings.

Course Description:

This course is designed to help you master the art of saying nothing, achieving nothing, and accomplishing nothing. By the end of the course, you'll be able to fill 2 hours of a meeting with 5 minutes of actual discussion and 55 minutes of pointless small talk.

Module 1: The Art of Saying Nothing

Learn the techniques of responding with a 30-second pause and a nod.

Level 1: The Empty Response Level 2: The Awkward Nod