It's been 3 hours and 45 minutes since we last met to discuss the meeting we were supposed to have had last week. We're still trying to decide on the agenda, but our collective apathy has reached an all-time high.
A quick reminder: our last meeting was supposed to start at 2 PM, but it's now 5:15 PM and we've only managed to order 5 rounds of coffee. Progress is slow, but we're making... progress.
As we sit here, stuck in this never-ending loop of meetings, we're starting to realize that our productivity has decreased by 99.9%. Our sanity, on the other hand, has decreased by 100%.
What do we do next?
1. Schedule another meeting for tomorrow
2. Send out an email to apologize for our lack of productivity