Meeting 6: Minutes of Chaos

Called to order by: John Doe, Lord of the Meeting.

Attendees:

• John Doe - Lord of the Meeting
• Jane Smith - Queen of the Meeting
• Bob Johnson - King of the Meeting (via proxy)

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the color of the stapler.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of the break room coffee machine.
• Item 3: Resolve the existential crisis of the company mascot.

Summary of the meeting:

After 3 hours and 14 minutes of deliberation, we decided that the stapler is indeed red, the break room coffee machine is a necessary evil, and the company mascot is having a quarter-life crisis.

Next Meeting: Meeting 7: Minutes of Absolute Madness (Scheduled for never)

Also see: Meeting 5: Minutes of Confusion for further context.

Annex: