Today's meeting is being held in a cramped, windowless room. The walls are covered in motivational posters from the early 2000s. The air reeks of stale coffee and desperation.
Agenda:
- Point 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of existence
- Point 2: Debate the merits of beige versus beige
- Point 3: Eat stale donuts
Read about the existential crisis that sparked Point 1