Welcome, team. Today's meeting is brought to you by the infinite abyss of self-doubt that lies within each and every one of us. As we navigate the existential crisis that is our lives, we find ourselves lost in a sea of meaningless paperwork and bureaucratic red tape.
But fear not, dear colleagues. For we have found the solution to this crisis in the ancient art of meeting taking. That's right, folks. By gathering together in a room, staring at each other's faces, and discussing the minutiae of our daily lives, we can find meaning in the void that threatens to consume us all.
So, let us take a deep breath, put on our best "I'm-not-having-an-Existential-Crisis" faces, and dive into today's agenda: