After weeks of grueling meetings, the team finally decided to take a break from discussing the budget report. Someone pulled out their old keyboard and started playing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor, and before long, the entire office was singing along.
"I'm a survivor!" - John
"I'll never get tired of this meeting!" - Emily
Our meeting rooms have been stocked with an endless supply of water and stale coffee since 2018.
The company has been trying to implement a meeting-free policy since 2020, but it keeps failing.
Our meetings have been known to induce temporary amnesia in some attendees.