Meeting 6: The Never-Ending Agenda

This meeting has been in progress for an indeterminate amount of time. The agenda is a labyrinth of never-ending tasks and unresolved issues.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the color of the stapler
• Item 2: Who ate the last donut?
• Item 3: Determine the meaning of life
• Item 4: Find a new home for the stapler
• Item 5: Rehash the color discussion from 10:00 AM
• Item 6: Is this a meeting or a never-ending cycle of meetings?

Subcommittee Meetings:

• Subcommittee 1: The Stapler Enthusiasts
• Subcommittee 2: The Donut Theorists
• Subcommittee 3: The Existential Crises