Redundant Meeting 6: The Point of No Return

Wherein the team gathers to discuss the futility of their existence.

Agenda

1. Discuss the meaninglessness of life.

2. Debate the merits of beige vs. beige.

3. Decide whether or not to take a break.

Decide on a decision.

Review budget, because who doesn't love spreadsheets?

Decisions made here will have far-reaching consequences, or not.

Continue on to Meeting 7, where the cycle of despair continues.