Minutes of the meeting:
Action Item 1: Do not do anything
This action item was tabled due to the sheer magnitude of not doing anything.
Decision 19: We will not make a decision
This decision was made in the interest of not making any decisions at all.
Action Item 2: Do not attend the next meeting
This action item was tabled due to the lack of interest in attending meetings.
Proceed to Meeting 7 and the thrill of more indecision!
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