The Biscuit Scone Syndrome

Meetings have finally reached a critical point where they've become more painful than productive. We're not talking about the usual "I've got a meeting to get through so I'll just zone out and pretend I'm on a beach somewhere" feeling. No, we're talking about a legitimate, diagnosable syndrome.

Causes:

• Unrelenting repetition of meetings about non-essential meetings.
• Unwillingness to actually do work.
• Over-reliance on PowerPoint presentations.

Symptoms:

• Exhaustion from sitting in meetings longer than 2 hours.
• Uncontrollable yawning during "synergy" sessions.
• Desire to set the conference room on fire.

Diagnosis:

Only a doctor can diagnose this condition, but if you're experiencing all the symptoms above, you might be suffering from the Biscuit Scone Syndrome.

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