Minutes of Meeting 6: The One with Regrettable Food Choices
Attendees:
John, Jane, Bob, and 3 other people who should have stayed home with a box of cereal for lunch.
Objective:
To discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of not eating the free donuts in the break room.
Agenda:
- Introduction to the concept of "Free Donuts" and their inherent dangers.
- Debate on whether or not to have a 3 o'clock break for more free donuts
- Unanimous agreement to never eat another free donut again
- Discussion of who ate all the free donuts
Action Items:
- John: "I'm never going to the break room again."
- Jane: "Good luck with that, John."
- Bob: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Next Steps:
Meeting adjourned, but not before someone ate the last 3 free donuts.
Adjournment:
Meeting 6 adjourned at 3:45 PM. Someone should really be fired.
Meeting 7: The One Where Everyone Brings Their Own Lunch