Agenda
- Option 1: Pretend to be interested
- Option 2: Discuss the same old thing we've been discussing for years
- Option 3: Take a 3-hour lunch break
Minutes
John: "I'm so glad we're doing this meeting, it's really helping me get out of my work."
Jane: "I'm just here for the free coffee."
Bob: "Can we just take a vote on who's the real winner of this meeting?"