Case File #M6-001
Incident Report:
On January 1, 2023, at approximately 9:00 AM, a reported incident of Snack Theft occurred in the Redundant Meeting Room.
The victim, John Doe, reported that a packet of "Mystery Munchies" went missing during the "Marketing Team Meeting".
Investigation revealed that the prime suspect, Jane Smith, had a "History of Snack-related Misdeeds".
Further questioning led to the discovery of a trail of crumbs and a hidden stash of "Cheesy Poofs" in the suspect's desk drawer.
Conclusion:
The Snack Theft Investigation is "Case Closed".