Meeting 7: The Unremarkable Discussion

Where: Conference Room 3, Floor 5, Building A-1 When: 9:00 AM, Wednesday, March 22nd Agenda: Reviewing last quarter's sales figures, discussing new marketing strategy Attendance: 8 people, 2 remote attendees Notable Quotations: "We're doing great, really great" - John Action Items: Review and approve new budget proposal by next Thursday

Continue to Meeting 8, Where Things Get Even Less Exciting

Meeting 8: The Unmitigated Disaster

Where: Conference Room 3, Floor 5, Building A-1 (same place as Meeting 7, because why change?) When: 10:30 AM, Wednesday, March 22nd (because who needs lunch breaks?) Agenda: Discussing the new budget proposal, because we still haven't reviewed it Attendance: 5 people, 2 remote attendees, 1 who hung up on Zoom Notable Quotations: "I'm still confused" - Sarah Action Items: Review and approve new budget proposal by next Friday (same deadline as before, because consistency is key)

And that's a wrap! Two meetings in one. Because that's not redundant at all.