Steve the Skeptical Sauce Man
Steve is a renowned expert in the field of sauce skepticism. He's been known to dismiss even the most well-intentioned sauce as "just okay."
His theory, known as "Saucism," states that no sauce can truly be considered great unless it's paired with exactly 4.5 tablespoons of mayonnaise.
Steve's legacy is built on a series of scathing reviews and brutal critiques of even the most beloved sauces.
Here are some of his most famous quotes:
"I'd rather eat a whole jar of wasabi than eat a sauce that's not up to par."
"Sauce is like the weather: you can't control it, but you can complain about it."
"I'm not a snob, but I only eat sauce with exactly 4.5 tablespoons of mayonnaise."