MEETING MINUTES TEMPLATE: Minute 3 of the Redundant Meeting of Doom

Agenda Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

Presented by: Bob, the Meeting Coordinator Extraordinaire

• Bob arrived at 8:00am, 3 minutes early, and promptly spilled his coffee all over the conference table.
• The stapler was last seen in the break room, surrounded by a trail of cryptic notes and half-eaten donuts.
• After a thorough search, the stapler was discovered in the supply closet, hidden behind a stack of 17 identical copies of "The Art of War".

Action Items:

1. Bob will attempt to re-staple the stapler.

2. The supply closet will be re-organized, but not too thoroughly.