Meeting 7: The Never-Ending Saga of Redundancy

html Meeting 7: The Never-Ending Saga of Redundancy

Today's Agenda:

Rehashing the minutes from last week's meeting.

Rehashing the minutes from the meeting before last.

Rehashing the minutes from the meeting before the last one.

Discussion on the merits of haggling over the same points we've been haggling over for weeks.

Adjournment Procedure

Adjournment Tactics:

Call the meeting "adjourned" and then reconvene an hour later.
Have a 5-minute break to "stretch" and "recharge."
Use the phrase "just one more thing" to keep the meeting going.
Blame the IT department for everything.