Meeting 7: The One Where Everyone Checks Their Phones

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It's 3:14pm, 14 minutes have passed, and everyone still has not met their goals. The air in the room is stale, the coffee is cold, and someone's cat has been stuck in the projector screen.

03:14 :14
Progress: 0% Goals: Not Met Attendees: 7/8 (one of them is secretly a ghost) Last Meeting: 2 hours ago

Someone's phone is playing a game of Candy Crush. The others are just staring at their phones, pretending to be interested. The ghost attendee is floating above the table, invisible to mortal eyes.

It's 3:14pm, and the meeting is not going well.

Meeting 8 is scheduled for 4:00pm. Please bring snacks.

Meeting 8: The One Where We Run Out of Snacks