Decision 7-2: The Unmitigated Disaster

Sub-decision 7-2.1: The Unnecessary Clarification

After weeks of deliberation, we have come to a conclusion. A conclusion that will undoubtedly lead to more questions and more meetings. A conclusion that will make you wonder if we've all gone mad.

It has been decided that the color of the stapler on the conference table will be changed to a shade of burnt orange. Yes, you heard that right. Burnt orange. Because, reasons.

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