In a shocking turn of events, our team has decided to spend an entire meeting discussing the merits of using the word "synergy" in our marketing materials.
After 2 hours and 14 minutes of debate, we've reached a breakthrough: we're going to use it, but not too much.
Next steps:
- Update our brand guidelines to include a 2-sentence paragraph on synergy
- Create a new marketing campaign centered around the idea that we're not too big to fail
- Send out a company-wide memo on the importance of not being too obvious with synergy