Decisions 1-3: The Uninspiring Conclusion

After hours of deliberation, we have reached the thrilling conclusion that:

• Decision 1: We should have a meeting about it.
• Decision 2: We should not have meetings about meetings.
• Decision 3: We will have a meeting to reconsider decision 1 and 2.

This decision was reached through a rigorous process of:

• Staring blankly into the void for 4 hours.
• Flipping coins.
• Playing "rock, paper, scissors" for 5 minutes to determine who gets to talk next.

Next steps will include:

Scheduling another meeting to further discuss the unimportance of this decision.

Stay tuned for more thrilling updates from the Redundant Meetings Committee!