Presented by: Redundant Meeting 7 - The Never-Ending Saga
We are gathered here today to discuss Decision 4, because why not?
After 37 hours of deliberation, 14 cups of coffee, and 3 burnt-out laptops, we have reached a conclusion.
Decision 4: We will... (dramatic pause) ...not do it.
This decision has been reached through the careful consideration of 17 different ways to not do it, 12 variations on "I don't know," and 3 heated debates about the meaning of "it."
Next meeting: Redundant Meeting 8 - The Never-Ending Saga (Tomorrow)